Jokes Thread

[newtusmaximus]

Of the USA

    The population of this country is 237 million people.
    104 million people are retired.
    That leaves 133 million people to do the work.
    There are 85 million people in school, which leaves 48 million people to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million people employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 19 million people to do the work.2.8 million people are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million people to do the work.
    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million people to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 people to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you are sitting at your computer reading jokes...